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Yes I have a dirty mind ... And you`re on it!
I hope I never have to run for my life. It wouldn’t end well.
You should probably first master the art of thinking “inside” the box
Remember that one time the cops pulled you over, then let you go because they had a more interesting call. You are welcome.
I got a letter from my crush on Valentine`s Day. Well, technically it`s a restraining order but still....
Do women who complain about never getting laid know about men?
Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to prevent me from savagely beating my coworkers with a keyboard.
You know you`re old when all of the bands you listened to growing up have several greatest hits albums.
Sometimes I think these Kardashians are just doing stuff for the attention.
Never forget that we live in a world in which it is easier to get out of a marriage than a mobile-phone contract.
Im not fat I´m just easier to see
All i ever see on facebook is LBR, TBH, LMS, and all that other crap...
For my next trick, I’ll turn this 12 pack of beer into drunk dialing/texting.
Look!!! I am always here for you no matter what,OK? unless there is something good on tv or I`m eating pie
I hope daylight savings time hasn`t thrown you off your schedule of doing nothing.