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I don`t wanna make this weird but that`s just kinda how I do things.
I`m pretty sure some of you just drag your face across the keyboard and hit send.
I like restaurants because the people have to be nice and feed you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If your parents told you you`re beautiful, they`re lyin to you..:D
My girlfriend was complaining last night that I never listen to her. Or something like that.
It`s so cold out I`ve turned 50 Shades Of Blue!
The human race is the only one that lets its idiots live a full life...
sorry abaut the message I sent you last night, my phone was drunk!
There`s nothing sadder then the look on my dogs face after he hears something hit the floor and discovers it`s only lettuce :(
mermaids swim by twerking do you ever just think about that
Revenge is best served to someone`s toothbrush.
The problem with sex in the movies is the popcorn usually spills.
I already know that I`m going to hell ... At this point it`s really go big or go home.
You never outgrow sleepovers, they just become coed.
i dont have drain bramage.