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My trust issues began when there was no donkey in Donkey Kong.
The next time someone asks me what I`m doing, I`m gonna reply "I`m breathing 2 stay alive how about u"?
I finally stopped caring what other people think. I hope everyone`s ok with that.
Be nice to a nerd. Prevent a super-villain.
Despite the high cost of living, it still remains popular.
Sure you can try and tell me what to do. Or you can keep your teeth.
Michael Schumacher`s former crew just visited him in the hospital. They changed the wheels on his bed and his drip in 4.4 secs.
I may not be a veterinarian, but I know a horses a$$ when I meet one.
This silly farmers market doesn`t have any locally grown pizza.
I use a blender to make protein shakes in my office every day. That way when I use it to mix up a pitcher of margaritas no one even notices.
My entire existence is just me sitting around waiting to get hungry again.
I don’t make mistakes too often, but when I do it’s your fault.
If banks were as fiercely regulated as McDonalds breakfast cut off time, there’d be no problems.
Hi, you`ve reached my voicemail. Why are you doing this?
I know my limits. I don’t pay any attention to them, but I know them