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People will do odd things to get even.
They might want to put a picture of that airplane on a milk carton.
It`s pretty cool how vodka always has such `great` ideas.
I have been left unsupervised yet again. This usually leads to trouble & other bad things, please have bail money ready and keep your phone on.
This pregnancy test confirmed my worst fear….. I’m just fat.
Bumper stickers are helpful for recognizing members of society you do not want to associate with.
Shake up a random soda pop in the company fridge today. You deserve it.
Etc... A word used to make others believe that you know more than you actually do
Don’t confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are.
Happy Fourth of July!! Or as the rest of the world likes to call it, Friday.
If my cats have taught me anything, its how to ignore people.
I only support ghost hunting if you need the ghost for food.
Well, I’m bored again. Time to open the fridge
Because it`s the season to give thanks, I would just like to say....you`re welcome.
I`m no magician but I can walk down the street and turn into a bar!