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Just got back from a vacation in Nevada...turns out that money can by you love.
I saw that! - Karma
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The amount of alcohol I would need to sleep with you would actually kill me.
Some of the best moments in life are the ones you canโt tell anyone about.
My girlfriend wants to get married. I hope she finds someone nice.
Old video games couldn`t be won. They just got harder and harder until you died. Just like real life.
Today`s interpretive dance was brought to you by "Spider On My Shirt". Up next we have "Oh jeeze, where did it go?!"
I`m "got my sexual education from a 2 Live Crew cassette tape" years old.
I know some of you would find it hard to believe, but I don`t say everything that pops into my head. I don`t think the average person could handle it.
I could totally handle twins, triplets even quadruplets. Hold it, you`re talking about BABIES?
Don`t talk about yourself so much... we`ll do that when you leave.
Its all fun and games until someone drinks the beer with the cigarette butts in it..
Laughing is the best medicine. But if youโre laughing for no reason, you need medicine.
Benefits of dating me: 1. You`re the sane one.