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When we are small, our mom`s would use really small forks as spoons to feed us...But what about Chinese moms? Would they use toothpicks?
I just researched the medicinal name for Viagra..... MYCOXAPHAYLYN
I love the way everyone who uses hand sanitizer looks like they`re hatching some kind of evil plan.
Tomorrow I will live in the moment, unless it`s unpleasant, in which case I will eat a cookie.
I saw a poor old lady fall over today, at least I presume she was poor, she only had $ 1,20 in her purse
the difference between people and celebreties ...... celebreties don`t have a routine
There is a piece of aluminum foil blowing across the road and all I can think is that one of you is without your protective headgear today.
the only correct answer to are u ticklish? is i have explosive diareha right now
You are not a "Food Blogger", you`re a "Fat a$$ with a laptop"
Why do I get the feeling that a lot of adults nowadays who ask kids "What do you want to be when you grow up?" are just trying to come up with some ideas?
Unless you fell off the stairmaster and a barbell fell on your face... no one wants to hear about your workout.
"I knew that..." -Me, after every Jeopardy question.
Odd how all the `intelligent life finding instruments` are pointed away from earth.
It would be so cool to be able to see an album of all the pictures you’ve accidentally photobombed in public.
1. Pour milk on floor. 2. Ask which kid did it. 3. Send them to their rooms when they don`t admit it. 4. Enjoy peaceful evening.