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It`s not so much blowing my diet as preventing the fudgesicles from developing freezer burn.
Sometimes when i`m following a recipe and it says to bake at 350 degrees, I will turn it up to 355 just to be a rebel.
can´t seem to find love. but its okay. I know exactly where the beer is.
Valentines day
life is like a bed of roses just got to whatch out for the pricks
The worst part of being naked is not having pockets.
If you really think about it, "Nightlife" is just a fancy word for drinking alcohol at a place that isn`t your house.
I went for a 6 mile run tonight. The police are getting in much better shape these days.
I attend weddings simply to hear them two beautiful words that bring so many happy people together...."Open Bar!!"
10 Easy Steps to Learn Binary: 1) There are 1`s and 0`s 10) There are no 2`s
Shouldn’t the Air and Space museum be empty?
I haven`t seen any new episodes of Gilligan`s Island in awhile... I hope they`re OK.
What did I get for Christmas? Fat...
The grass isn’t always greener on the other side. It’s greener where you water it.
Losing weight is not working for me, so I`m concentrating on getting taller.