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whats the difference between a dog and a fox????? six shots
I`m at my most relaxed around dogs and prescription drugs.
Guns don`t kill people. Girls who get tagged in a photo before they get a chance to see it kill people.
Must you really ask why I have my selfie on top of my Christmas tree?
One does not simply log out of their friend`s facebook account without making them gay.
On your birthday I think the Airlines should let you exit the plane on the inflatable slide.
I like to start my morning off with a good nap.
I have no idea what a bejeezus is,,, but apparently mine scares easy.
My husband told me that in some cultures women do all the housework, so I told him in some cultures blow jobs don`t exist. He`s vacuuming
I was raised on the streets is more manly than saying I grew up watching Sesame Street.
I don`t have to run faster than the lion. I just have to run faster than you.
Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn`t be allowed to talk
I bet if we all threw our problems into a big pile, we’d see everyone else’s and scramble to get ours back.
I was born to be happy… not normal.
My therapist keeps saying that I should really stop talking to inanimate objects.....but he`s a lamp...what does he know....