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not to brag but I finished this 14 day diet in 3 hours and 38 minutes.
Okay, let’s get this straight. There’s no way everone here has the best boyfriend in the world.
Never judge a book by it`s movie.
Some people should use a glue stick instead of a chap stick.
Someone told me I`m immature and need to grow up. Guess who`s not allowed in my treehouse now.
Women come in two types: batsiht crazy and hot enough to ignore the batsiht crazy…
What`s worse to have stuck in your head; a knife or All About That Bass?
Have you ever looked at someone and realized "WTF" is always what immediately comes to mind?
Just once I`d like to see someone in a movie call bullshit when someone tells them their phone number starts with 555
if you were 2 times as smart as you are now ... you would still be stupid
My girlfriend told me I`m starting to annoy her because I relate everything to batman... What a joker!
I miss being in a relationship. Could 1 of you girls come over here and yell at me, treat me like shi t and not sleep with me? It might help.
I swear, if one more person calls me an alcoholic they are getting a high five too.
Sweat pants & Uggs in public says "and I didn`t brush my teeth, either."
I feel sorry for people who take everything way too seriously.