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I was fighting with this gal over who is lazier. I let her win.
I`m having fruit salad for dinner, well, it`s mostly grapes...crushed grapes ...ok, it`s wine, I`m having wine!
All I ask is to one day live in a house with secret passages.
People need to stop putting flyers on my car. I don`t want to see a band called "Parking Violation" at the "Courthouse."
went to see the conjuring, and now there`s 10 crosses, four bibles, and a poster of Chuck Norris in my room.
Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn’t change anything. It messes with your mind & steals your happiness.
It`s all good and well until the fecal matter impacts the electric powered air current generation device.....
A new study found that legalizing marijuana in Colorado has created more than 10,000 jobs...by keeping Taco Bell open 24 hours.
Lame! I was tricked into watching PS, I Love You! It`s definitely NOT about a guy that marries his PlayStation.
“I don’t know why people dislike jury duty. I think being able to play god with others’ lives sounds fun!” – How I got out of jury duty
I`ve spent the past four years looking for my ex-wife`s killer, but no one will do it.
Few people have the balls to admit when they`re wrong. Then again, few people have talking balls.
I bet the YMCA dance is alot harder to do in Chinese.
Jingle bells johnny smells, amelia ruled the show, frankies okay, marcus is gay, little mix all the way.. HAY !!!
My credit score is so bad I have started receiving pre-declined credit card offers