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Due to unforeseen circumstances, I will only be jingling "part" of the way this year, as usual ur patience is appreciated.
I don`t know why you put your boat in Sh!t Creek to begin with.
So if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the “Jags” and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the “Bucs,” what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
No one knows what women really want, but everyone agrees it still won`t be enough.
If people don`t occasionally walk away from you shaking their heads, you`re doing something wrong.
why do wise people never make wisecracks?
Ninja Mode is not a plausible excuse for not being seen at work.
i just caught a disease so rare that even i dont have it .
tonights theme: grab somebody sexy tell them hey, give me everything tonight!
My mother suggested that I get professional help... and that`s when I hired my first hooker.
Ladies and Gentleman, I’ve traveled a long way, crossed many bridges, fought my way through countless obstacles, all to bring you this one sad truth about life. There’s never enough beer.
It`d be nice if the married people would leave some of the single people for the rest of the single people.
Day Light savings this weekend is pissing me off, we will lose a hour we will never get back...........wait...thinkin`.....I guess we do....carry on...
The record companies have done a good job of fighting piracy by releasing music no one wants to steal.
I thought I cracked this "adulthood" till I realised my shirt was on inside out !!!!!