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Any girl is a stripper if you wait outside her window long enough
You guys ever trip out on the fact that Indian people eat Indian food for breakfast?
I don`t "get lost". I find creative ways to get places I didnt know I wanted to go.
I prefer to be crazy and happy rather than normal and bitter......
Today, my wife asked "would you still love me if I was ugly and fat." "Yes, honey I do." was not the right answer.
Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
Was that lightning? ... No, they`re taking pictures for Google Earth.
I came home one day all proud as can be with my report card and said to my Mom ,Look I got a B in reading , She said that`s a D you moron !
Love is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
I wish I could understand what women with big boobs are saying.
I`d like to have a child one day ... Two days, tops.
I wouldn`t say I`m a stalker so much as I am a covert observation enthusiast.
I only have one word for women who look at me like I’m some kind of sex object ... Hi.
Friending someone on Facebook and complaining about what they post is like phoning someone to tell them you don’t want to talk to them.
Fact: You wish Facebook had the middle finger button.