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Is it rude to throw breath mints in someones mouth while they`re talking?
I`m 28 years old, but in marriage years, I`m dead on the inside.
In-laws the reason why I`d never get married..
The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains is great news for stupid people.
Soul mates are people with the mutual understanding that no one else will put up with their sh!t.
If you can’t be a good example, then you’l just have to serve as a horrible warning
Just read a book on quantum evolution. The idea is that quantum mechanics are involved in the process of evolution. I still say go to WalMart and then try to sell me on evolution....
Hello everyone. Look at your status, now back to mine, now back to yours, now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn’t mine. But if you stopped posting about other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like.
If you try to fail but you succeed which have you done?
When you`re a kid, dick jokes are considered adult content, but when you`re an adult, they`re considered immature.
Fun Fact about me: The drunker I get, the more karate I know.
I swear, if Facebook changes their layout one more time, I’m going to post a status update about it & then use their site as much as always.
I had a very confident breakdown today. ...Wasn`t nervous at all. ;)
New documentary movie about white trash .... I only saw the trailer ....
Dear whoever ate my fries while i was in the ball pit at McDonald`s... grow up!!