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Wtf? I was always told to treat people the way I want to be treated.. Stupid sexual harassment charges pending.
Sometimes I spend whole meetings wondering how they got the big meeting table through the door.
Did you know that running for just 10 minutes a day raises your risk of posting inspirational quotes by 63%?
Hey ladies, you know that feeling you get when you roll over & realize you made a horrible mistake? I could give that to you every day.
if ever you need NOTHING, im here for you.
According to my fitness app, I watched TV for 6 miles this week.
The saddest thing about St. Patrick`s Day is taking down all my Christmas decorations.
Today was about as much fun as a warm toilet seat in a public restroom!
At this point Washington DC is basically just an elaborate promotional stunt for Grand Theft Auto V.
thumbs up if you pee on the side of the toilet to make it quiet.
According to this BMI chart ... I am to short.
I hate waiting until I`m dead. I want to haunt people now dammit.
Between the coffee and the cocaine, it looks like the mission of Colombia is to wake up the world.
I don`t hate you, but I hope you fall in love and get married.
You can either wear granny panties OR yoga pants - not both. Pick one.