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Nothing is as scary as logging into Facebook and seeing someone you were secretly with last night has uploaded a new album.
Someone told me I`m immature and need to grow up. Guess who`s not allowed in my treehouse now.
Getting back with your ex is pretty much the same as taking a shower, getting out, and putting back on the same old dirty underwear.
I`m awesome...just ask me...!!!!
It`s so hard being a single mom when you have no kids and are a male teenager.
hey single people..tomorrow is officially `rebound day` after all the ridiculously high romantic expectations end in `epic fail`
Your girl always on her knees. What she forgot she had feet?
I don`t have a drinking problem ... I`m just really thirsty.
Next time I go to Hooters I`m ordering milk.
That moment when you have so many things to do...So you decide to take a nap instead!
I had this awesome dream last night where Facebook went down and most of you went on a killing spree.
Statement: "Do you really love me?" True Meaning: "Ive done something stupid and youre going to find out sooner or later."
The problem with coffee is trying to make it when you haven`t had any yet.
Got a paper cut turning the pages in my self-defense book.
I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on.