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I told my daughter we might be getting a blizzard and she asked for one with Reese`s pieces
Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
Some people have a natural talent for stupid. Others take that talent and actually ENHANCE it!
Hey, if it doesn`t work out, we can still be friends. Said no guy ever
I don`t need a personal trainer as much as I need someone to follow me around and slap unhealthy food out of my hands.
Dodgeball, but with random people who don`t know that they are playing..............
Million dollar idea: A bathroom mirror that takes pictures.
Every time I think I finally have the life I always dreamed of....I wake up.
It`s all sh*ts and giggles till somebody giggles and sh*ts
If all men are created equal then why are there midgets?
I just saw a disclaimer that said “don’t try this at home”, so I tried it at my neighbors house.
My hearing is fine. There`s no need to repeat yourself! I ignored you perfectly well the first time.
I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry.
I don’t make mistakes too often, but when I do it’s your fault.
I wish real life had as many ejection seats as cartoons.