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umm umm u know that school where i got the degree from
Hating everything saves countless hours of decision making.
The only thing wrong with eary mornings is being awake.
I always give waiters a tip, but they never seem to appreciate my advice.
I`m not "rich" ... But, actually, it depends on how you define wealth. If you`re talking about money, relationships, or happiness, then no still
I`ll be drinking tell I see Leprechauns tonight.
Taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up... In 30 minutes? in 3 hours? in 9 years?? no one can be sure
Waitress: `Do u have any questions about the menu?` Me: `What kind of font is this?`
LOL` the biggest lie on the internet.
Know what this salad needs? A Big Mac.
There`s a warning light on my dashboard of a vague exclamation point. It`s like when my girlfriend was mad at me and she wouldn`t say why.
The real trouble with reality is that there`s no background music.
What`s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don`t know and I don`t care.
The only rule of the Chess Club is to hide from the Fight Club.
When your wife says she needs a new broom it`s best not to ask if she broke the last one in a crash landing.