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Netflix is raising rates again? Man, whoever`s password I`m using has got to be pissed!
I have a coffee table in my house. It`s decaffeinated but you would never know it by looking at it.
I’m an only child, and I’m still not the favorite.
Every time I hear the phrase, "Fire at will!", I can`t help but wonder, "What did Will do?!"
Scientist Proved That There are more Than 124786534688644478 People Living In This world who are Too Lazy To Read The Above Number...!!!
That awkward moment when you imagine your own funeral...
1. OMG will this ever end? 2. OMG will this ever end? 3. OMG will this ever end? - top 3 things on my mind when I`m in a conversation
For those of you who know nothing about pleasing a woman... the G spot is located at the end of the word "shopping".....js
Be thankful for Facebook, the way gas prices are headed we may never actually see each other again.
When I was a teenager, a "selfie" meant something totally different than it does today.
Behind every good selfie is approximately 47 nearly identical pictures that didn’t make the cut.
And Jesus said, those footprints on the beach where two sets become one, that`s where I unfollowed you.
I`m starting to think I overuse exclamation points. It ends today. Right now. I`ll never ever use one again. I`m so excited about it. Yes.
I like to skip when I`m carrying my flamethrower cause no one ever suspects a skipping girl of starting fires.
The only thought I have for the weather lately is that someone somewhere is losing a game of Jumanji.