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Who do Walmart shoppers make fun of?
"Man, you know your bible verses forwards and backwards" - said no one ever
Just gonna wait to see how long it takes this police sketch artist to realize I`m describing him.
Why isn’t our beer color coordinated for all holiday occasions, instead of just St. Patricks Day?
I will die on a white floor just to mess with the chalk outline guy.
Thoughts of you make my demons nervous.
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
I just assume that when a restaurant automatically adds 15% to the bill for a tip that the service is going to suck.
If there`s no gravity underwater, why do mermaids need those seashell bra`s?
Buying my wife a matching belt and bag for her birthday. We`ll have that vacuum cleaner working in no time.
I just called to get my credit score and I heard laughing in the background. Sounds like a cool place to work.
A girl phoned me the other day and said “Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home.
Facebook is perfect for those people that have never been very good at waiting for their turn to speak.
Aaron Hernandez`s next jersey is going to be a jailhouse jumpsuit!
There’s no excuse for laziness.. but if you find one, let me know.