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common sense is like deodrant. the people who need it thr most never use it.
Pinatas are a great way to teach children that if you repeatedly beat something with a stick, eventually you’ll get what you want.
They say `No news is good news,` but I think it just means I have a lazy paperboy.
there`s a fine line between "cocky" and "confidence"...and it just so happens I have perfect balance!
My religious preference, is for you to steer clear of me with yours.
Michael Schumacher`s former crew just visited him in the hospital. They changed the wheels on his bed and his drip in 4.4 secs.
If you come to myspace and twitter about my yahoo, can I google over your facebook?
I`m a little stumped by this beer to pee volume ratio.
If you`re really really quiet, you can hear yourself doing the world a favor.
I hate it when the little voices argue with my imaginary friends.
If you enter a room and there`s no food, you`re in the wrong room.
Things you need to know about me: 1- I`m lazy 2- hmm, one is enough
Though we made many advancements in society, sadly, pimpin’ STILL isn’t easy.
Is bloodletting still in use today? Just thinking...I know a couple of people here that may be in need of some bloodletting
Apple is looking to expand its market share among Latinos. No word yet on the release date of their newest device, the iCaramba.