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You make me want to be a better class of psycho.
They say that nobody is perfect, then they say that practice makes perfect. I wish they`d make up their mind
I hope to get to the point in my life where I`m not excited about finding change on the ground.
The first rule of Women`s fight club is don`t tell anyone what you`re mad about or why you`re fighting.
I don’t even know what I don’t know.
75% of my current net worth is in gift cards.
I know I`m an adult now, but I still hold out hope that money will fall out of every card I get.
Politicians are people who have too little an amount of morals and ethics to remain lawyers.
I react to "Someone has tagged a photo of you..." in the same way I react to a doctor saying, "Your test results came back..."
I want to live in a world where the Food Network delivers.
CONGRATULATIONS! You are the 13th woman he`s called "beautiful" on Facebook today.
The difference between me & normal people is the normal
Do the right thing today: Go to someone`s profile, scroll down 4 months, and like something.
Teacher:If I had 2 oranges in my left hand and 2 mangoes in my right hand, what would I have?? Student:Big hands!!
My favorite thing to do on Facebook is to get in a long conversation with someone and then delete all my comments so they look crazy.