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Honey, your haters are imaginary. No one wants to be you. I promise.
Oops! I hate when I pour myself a drink and then have 12 more by accident.
Who cares, WTF, OMG, so inappropriate, HOLY HELL ! Good LORD, not another selfie...WHOA NELLIE, NO, NO, and HELL NO!!! Me before unfriending someone.
There should be an energy drink named 6 AM child
I Googled, “Who gives a sh!t?” and I was not in the search results.
The color 9 is my favorite letter.
My kids constantly yell at me whenever I try take their pictures, and I tell `em: "You`re gonna need them in 20 years for your Throw Back Thursdays updates"..... whatever!!
If one teacher cannot teach every subject, then how come one student is expected to learn all the subjects.
Don’t bother looking up “impose.” It’s next to impossible.
People would believe everything I say.. if it wasn`t for everything I say.
This year’s box-office revenue is down 20 percent from last summer. I’m not sure why that is, but I`ll bet you there’s a documentary on Netflix about it.
Roses are cars, violets are buckets. This poem makes no sense. Eyeballs.
People says nothing is imposible.. But i do nothing everyday!!
I hate it when people tell me I look young for my age because it implies my age is old.
The problem with reality is that there’s no background music, so you never really know whether something mysterious, evil or adventurous is about to happen.