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So, I guess weโre just supposed to assume the number is 1-800-Ghostbusters?
Siri, destroy the vehicle in front of me.
Everyone has a right to their own opinion, no matter how wrong they are. And that`s why we have a problem.
Hey you know what will go good with all that beer you just drank? Social media and a camera phone!
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I do take my job seriously; To make sure there are no day old donuts at the local coffees shop.
I hope when the machines take over the world they start by fixing my cable.
No matter how many lives you have in Candy Crush, youโll still never get your own back.
what I hate about technology is that even my book ran out of batteries
I don`t know why it`s necessary to get a glass dirty, when wine tastes perfectly fine straight out of the bottle.
Where is the button to restart summer?
"It`s not about who`s right or wrong."~ The person that is wrong
Iโm still kind of pissed they never told us how to get to Sesame Street.
Iโm totally fine with favoritism as long as Iโm the favorite.
Dear Social Media, thanks for showing me that I can like people. So long as I don`t have to see, touch, or smell them.