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Love putting on underwear fresh out of the dryer. They`er so warm and cozy, and it`s fun to scan the laundromat and guess whose they are.
You don`t have to like me, I`m not a Facebook status.
I love therapy sessions because I get to cry for an hour. It usually freaks out my patient, though.
My kid’s teacher told me my kid is obsessed with video games and that I need to work with her on it. I’m like I do. I’m player 2.
Got bored today so I dressed up in tan pants and a blue shirt then went into Best Buy and quit.
I am at the gym! Well, the parking lot. They have free wi-fi.
I`m at my most likable before you get to know me.
For Christmas I just want summer...
I want to follow my dream, but i dont want to look like a stalker
"The more the merrier": My excuse for extra food.
I spend hours on Facebook and then think, “Well, that was pointless”
I need something that`s more than coffee but less than cocaine.
Rabbits jump & they live for 8 yrs. Dogs run & they live for 15 yrs. Turtles don`t do anything & they live for 150 years. LESSON LEARNED!
I once dated a Rockette with Tourette`s. Talk about kicking and screaming!
One man`s LOL is another man`s WTF