Daily Silly Status

My kids think I`m uncool like I thought my parents where. Time to get even! ;)

Let´s drink tequila till you don´t remember what I suggest next..

Such a relief when things I`ve been meaning to do become things I meant to do but now it`s too late.

is actually feeling pretty much okay about not accomplishing anything this year.

Would you be a deer and run out in front of my car for me?

I did not trip...the floor looked like it needed a hug.

Random Thought: How do bats hang upside down without crapping on themselves?

Like a stoned man once said, I can`t remember.

I`m confused by this "It`s 5 o`clock somewhere" statement. Bars open at 11. Idiots.

Now reached the age where getting lucky is what happens when I can remember where I set my glasses down at

10 million people share the same birthday as you. Your personalized horoscope means sh!t.

I`m on my 5th coffee, just in case you`re wondering about the "other way" to get to Narnia .

I`m trying to lose weight by eating carrots and bran muffins. It`s a fiber-optics diet.

BREAKING NEWS: Baby found in the middle of the Meteorite crash site,,, he is miraculously unharmed... Wrapped in what seems to be a red cape.

How do you expect kids to listen to their parents when Tarzan lives half naked, Cinderella comes home at midnight, Pinocchio lies all the time, Alladin is the king of thieves, Batman drives at 200 mph, Sleeping Beauty is lazy, and Snow White lives with 7 guys. We shouldn’t be surprised when they misbehave, they get it from their storybooks!