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When I say "I cleaned my room", I usually mean I made a path from my door to my bed.
cable TV.... helping us avoid Presidential speeches for nearly four decades
You can tell how a persons life is going by how they press the crosswalk button.
Back in my day, we had to remember phone numbers and give people directions and don`t get me started on the dinosaurs.
Missed the gym yesterday.... That makes 11 years in a row.
i m not totally useless, i can b used as bad example
You know you`re getting old when you have to have a drink to motivate you to go out & have a drink.
In the spirit of spring cleaning and Easter, I`m keeping the dust bunnies as decorations.
So much to do and so few alibis.
If you can’t be a good example, then you’l just have to serve as a horrible warning
HR and I apparently disagree on what "debriefed" means.
I`m sick and tired of people telling me to turn off lights to save the environment. I tried it once, and I nearly killed some guy on a bike.
I hate it when I open Facebook and miss a week of work.
Do you ever walk out of a bathroom and want to put a sign on the door that says "I was just peeing It smelled that way when I went in there"
Do you ever get the feeling that you`re being watched? Because if it`s bothering you, I`ll stop.