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Of course it`s you. If it was me I wouldn`t even bring it up.
I`m as nutty as a squirell fart
I like to respond to statuses with .. WOW, Someone needs a Happy Meal.
What`s the lowest IQ someone can have while still being a relatively full functioning adult? My wife wants to know.
Yesterday I jokingly asked my wife what she was burning for dinner. Turns out it was all my personal belongings.
Girls here`s how to tell if a guy wants you for sex - 1: He does
The lady walking ahead of me sped up so I did, she began running so I did, she screamed so I did. I never even saw what we were running from.
We can only blame ourselves for all the crime and violence today, we removed all the phone booths and now Superman has nowhere to change...
I wonder if the Ziploc bag company secretly lobbies to keep marijuana illegal.
When someone says I love you over the phone and you don`t feel the same, just say `I love youtube` but say it really fast!
Did you know that DNA actually stands for "National Dislectic Association"
Right now my glass is half empty...Hey Bartender!!!
I know the light has changed twice people but I`m playing air drums until Moby Dick is over...sit back and enjoy the show please...
Dyslexics are teople poo.. :|
if you don`t have anything nice to say, come sit by me, and we can make fun of people together.