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Kiss me I`m Irish, put a little tongue in it, I`m French too
If the sprayer in the sink can`t get it off and the dishwasher can`t get it off then I assume it`s just meant to be a part of the pan.
There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking.
"I`ll let you know" = I need more time to come up with an excuse
Flies only live for 24 hours.. Except for the ones that get in your room. Those bastards live forever.
My secret fantasy is to have two women at the same time, one cooking and one cleaning.
Netflix is a lot like facebook in the way I just waste time scrolling and scoffing at things.
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can´t remember the other two.
If the people in horror movies would just listen to me, they would still be alive!
My boyfriend asked me why I bother watching cooking shows when I cant cook so I asked why he bothered watching porn.
Goodnight, good people - and nite nite to the naughty ones too!
If any of you ladies want pancakes for breakfast, just come over....you can make them here, because I want some too
Just saw a guy checking out my wife. Good luck buddy. I’m married to her and I don’t even have a chance.
I`m 50% sure this cross eyed guy is starring at my tits.
I´m thankful for Facebook. Before, I would just scream out my thoughts to anyone who would listen.