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Modern video games are giving kids unrealistic standards of how many swords they can carry at one time.
Sorry, kids. It appears ninjas ate all of our Halloween candy.
Last year in college football Alabama beat Arkansas, Tennessee, and Auburn. Those teams coaches all resigned. Any chance of Alabama playing agsinst the White House this year?
Roses are red! violets are buckets. This poem makes no sense. Snot.
I never owned a telescope, but it`s something that I`m thinking of looking into.
My pet unicorn told me that I was being delusional again. :/
Sometimes I find myself envious of how well Waldo can hide..
I went for a 6 mile run tonight. The police are getting in much better shape these days.
When I`m not sleepy, I listen to some Chris Brown. That knocks me out right away.
Dudes get one chest or arm tattoo and suddenly forget to wear shirts.
If I owned a pet store Id put a different rat in the turtle cage every night just to see if any of the turtles knew karate the next morning.
*Knocks on door* Hey open up. You didn`t reply to my last 43 inbox messages & then you updated about a guy who keeps annoying you. You need help?
Finding a date on the internet is so much easier than real life because how are they supposed to know that`s not your Ferrari?
Facebook stalking? BAH! In my day, we used to root through people`s garbage.
NO, I didn’t say you WERE stupid. I said, you ARE stupid. There is nothing past tense about it.