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What thinks the unthinkable? An itheberg.
Instead of torturing people for getting information, why don’t they just get them really drunk?
If you say married people aren’t having sex, you have obviously never sat in a hotel bar & watched them pick up strangers.
I`m a Leader not a follower. Unless it`s a dark place...then you`re going first!
Do you ever go on youtube just to watch a music video then 5 hours later you find yourself watching a tutorial on how to talk to a giraffe?
I`ll be back before you can pronounce actillimandataquerin altosapaoyabayadoondib ab!
Before criticizing my taste, remember that I like you.
One day on Mercury lasts about 1,400 hours. Roughly the same as one Monday on earth feels.
No heel is too high when pointed up at the ceiling.
Why do people post pictures of missing people on facebook?...like we are going outside.
The true definition of safe sex is having a padded headboard.
According to my fitness app, I ate a 6 mile fruit roll-up.
My leadership experience is pretty much limited to those three consecutive days in first grade when I was line leader.
Buys Mega-Millions ticket. Has a better chance of being hit by lightning in a cave.
If zombies ever attack just go to Costco...they have concrete walls...years of foods and supplies...and best of all the zombies can`t get in without a Costco membership card.