Daily Silly Status

I was gonna take over the world this morning but I overslept. Postponed ... Again.

I love long legs.... Long sexy legs..... But not on a Spider, I hate long sexy legs on a Spider.

Remember years ago when we didn`t have facebook and we had to take pictures of our food and get the film developed at the chemist get all your friends round your house and show them what you have been eating ...the good old days

I don`t know what I would do without you, but I bet it`s awesome.

I wish more of my handcuff stories involved sex instead of police officers.

I liked you until you started ignoring me and then I loved you. -Girls ---- Bfanch

I hate Russian nesting dolls. They`re so full of themselves

No one can be exactly like me. Even I have trouble doing it ;)

Why is it that most nudists are people you don`t want to see naked?

I have a kid in Africa I inoculate, feed, clothe and send to school for only $1 day. It cost a lot to send him over there though.

If your friends don`t make fun of you, they`re not really your friends.

I think that work and microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes.

Every Facebook photo album could be titled either "Envy Me!" or "Pity Me!"

I think my other three stove burners are becoming jealous of front-right.

I`m a little Stressed right now ... Just turn around and leave quietly and no one gets hurt.