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A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
I may look like I`m doing nothing, but in my head I`m quite busy.
Delete cookies? Why on Earth would I want to do that?! I LOVE COOKIES
It`s not really stalking if you don`t catch me doing it.
Remember this when you are drunk: You can`t fall off the floor.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did, not screaming for their lives like the passengers in the back of his truck
Who named the walkie talkie and why isn`t the vacuum called the pushy sucky?
When ur mom Calls and u have a party at ur house you; shut up!! Answers phone you; hi mommy!
I only support ghost hunting if you need the ghost for food.
I get the whole 3 meals a day thing but I`m confused about how many at night?
Seeing how Iron Man and Batman are only really smart and super rich, Iām really disappointed with Bill Gates.
roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poems.. you have nice boobs
You know that greener grass you see over there? You do realize it`s because they fertilize it with bullsh!t right?
How long do I have to lay on the couch in the same position before I can call it "yoga"?
Facebook should make it to where it says, `Went from being in a relationship` to `Problem solved.`