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So many rules; so little time to break them.
I`m 99.9% certain that every time a sock goes missing in the dryer, it comes back as an extra tupperware lid
If the sprayer in the sink can`t get it off and the dishwasher can`t get it off then I assume it`s just meant to be a part of the pan.
Checking the time on your phone twice because you were`nt paying attention the first time
You know the road is in bad shape when you drive to the grocery store and your fitbit registers 1,000 steps.
When one door closes, another one opens.... That`s when you realize that you`ve bought a really bad second hand car.
If you lick the frosting off a cupcake it becomes a muffin, muffins are healthy :) your welcome.
Instead of the John, I call my bathroom the Jim...that way it sounds better when I say I go to the Jim every morning.
The ultimate home security system is having crappy stuff.
I like to fill my medicine cabinet with marbles before I invite people over.
Accidentally walking through the camping aisle at Target every once in a while is about as outdoorsy as I get.
I don’t appreciate the 5 minute radio ads about how commercial-free the station is.
I bet the guy that was looking forward to his next life and came back reincarnated as me is really disappointed.
keep scrolling I`ve got nothing....
I’m bored. Anyone need anything avenged?