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I need to find a way to be asleep but still get all my work done.
As long as everything is exactly the way I want it. I am totally fleible.
Relatives - Because sometimes you need reminding of your bad genes too.
If I cover my phone at work with Preparation H, would it filter out the `pains in the butts` from calling?
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop and where to spend it
You don’t realize how many people you hate until you have to name a baby or a dog...
My Boss requested me on facebook. I was like "pssst". If only he knew all the sh*t I post about his ugly @$$.
Adding “and sh!t” to the end of a sentence to make it sound cooler and sh!t.
is it just me, or did anyone else think that we would be living like the Jetson´s by 2011?
Today my role will be played by an overworked, under caffeinated, sarcastic, unstable, asshole. Consider this my disclaimer for the day.
RIGHT NOW YOU HAVE: 3 fingers behind your phone, your pinky tucked under for support and your scrolling with your thumb! LIKE if I’m right!
Clearly skinny jeans are easier to obtain than skinny genes
?"Cheating" is such a strong word. I rather call it "talent scouting".
Don`t feel bad if you don`t enjoy my posts. The important thing to remember is that I do. I enjoy all of them. That`s what matters.
The fastest way to being happy is to make other people happy. You go first.