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"I don`t know what the f*ck this tastes like." - first person to eat chicken.
While everyone may not speak the same language, we all know what time McDonald`s stops serving breakfast.
I scream, You scream, We all scream, Because grandpa forgot his hearing aids again.
If I agree with you, we would both be wrong.
Yeah he`s still bugging me...he thinks Harass is two words.
Man, that .01% of germs that can´t be killed by hand sanitizer must be some bad a$$ sh!t
There`s a word for people like you ... "leave"
Weird that we don`t see more pants on fire
"There`s a sleeping person. Let`s go ask it questions." – Children
Is snaxting a thing? Texting each other pics of your snacks? Cause I feel like I’d be pretty good at that.
"Bros before hoes" is something a bro without a hoe would say.
People be like… I will love you unconditionally on one condition.
That one-day popularity on Facebook because it’s your birthday.
I hope my liquor store is having an after Christmas sale!!
One problem with auto-correct is that you always end up posting some thong you didn`t Nintendo.