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Does ke$ha go by k€sha in Europe?
Is going to bed! Hopefully the Cleaning Fairies will come and clean my house tonight! Wishful Dreaming i guess!
Showed my daughter an MRE. The package said "Peelable Seal". She said I`m not eating no seal.
Never call me creepy. You`re the only one that doesn`t even know we`re engaged.
To clear a pop-up ad online, I was just forced to agree that "I don`t care about being healthy and smelling clean."
Until today, I thought American Horror Story was a book about marriage.
I hope someone drives slightly slower in front of you on a crowded highway and you can’t pass.
Whatever it is ... I didn´t do it!
you know you`ve been facebooking too much when you accidentally say "LOL", in person...
I once bought shoes in China that said "made around the corner"
Uhm, excuse me waiter... I`d like to return my food. It only received 5 likes on Instagram.
Every so often you come across a person that supplies you with endless motivation, even if it is just to jump into traffic.
I love my six pack abs so much that I cover them with a layer of fat .
When I count calories it involves a bunch of multiplication.
I`ve got worms !!!! ......... worms in me garden