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I’m what you would call “indoorsy”
So you think you can study with your facebook activated? That`s cute! ^.^
I don`t hit the "Like" button on my own statuses because I am self-centered, it`s just that I amaze myself sometimes and I want to show my appreciation!!!!!!
Don’t underestimate my ability to be hungry.
The irony of all this is, the internet was created to save us time…
Passed a vampire, a zombie, and a prostitute on the way to work tonight. Not sure which ones were in costume…
My wife says I`m a clueless idiot ... I didn`t even know I had a wife.
I`ll never fly Virgin Airlines. Why would anyone want to fly an airline that doesn`t go all the way.
Stop saying I`m hard to shop for. Surely you know where the liquor store is
There`s nothing sadder then the look on my dogs face after he hears something hit the floor and discovers it`s only lettuce :(
I tell my kids that the Titanic sunk because Jack and Rose had sex before marriage
Some of you need to be driven out to the country and released back into the wild
Would the 2 Sonic dudes just get it over with and kiss already
It`s the weekend!!! I haven`t been this excited since my phone got stuck on vibrate.
I`m on a whiskey diet. So far I`ve lost 3 days.