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Are you tired of every day being the same? Congratulations, you’re an adult!
Fellas; There’s no heterosexual way of taking a selfie.
It`s all fun and games until you find out she`s a psychotic bitch...
I am busier than a one legged man in an arse kicking contest.
When will vegeterians stop eating my food`s food??
Dear Costumer Service: I wonder how long I`d be on hold if my call wasn`t important to you?
Funny how drinking 8 glasses of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers, and 6 shots, go down like a fat kid on a see-saw.
Is it just me, or does this gravy I made taste like scotch? Anyway, best Thanksgiving EVER!
Haiku`s confuse me / Too often they make no sense / Hand me the pliers
Some psychologists say that sleeping naked can help boost a person`s confidence, but nobody in this park seems to appreciate it.
F is for friends who do stuff without you.
This relationship is going to be weird if you keep pretending I`m not your boyfriend.
My diet could best be described as, "unchaperoned child at a birthday party."
Is it ok to ask a very pregnant librarian if she`s overdue?
Tip of the day: Don`t be a douche!