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Adding lyrics when you don`t know the words or making words up when you don`t speak the language. ;)
I`ll be right with you, I`m busy being inappropriate on the internet.
Haters gonna hate, your honor
Whoever said, "All men are created equal", has obviously never been to a nude beach
Why do hospitals need to advertise? It`s not like I`m going to go to Home Depot instead.
If you hear sirens and see some naked dude with jeans on his head running down the street, be sure to throw me a beer.
If by angry birds you mean flipping off a$$holes while driving then yes I`m at the expert level of Angry Birds
One day I shall rule the World! Until then, I`m going to bed
Someone offered me grapes, but I declined. I`m not used to consuming wine in pill form.
Just read a book on quantum evolution. The idea is that quantum mechanics are involved in the process of evolution. I still say go to WalMart and then try to sell me on evolution....
If I could be any animal I`d pick a turtle, strictly for the chance, however slight, I could be turned into a ninja.
okay it was me..... I did it ..... I let the dogs out
You know there was a time in my life where I just didn`t give a f#ck.....funny how it seems that much hasn`t changed from an hour ago!!
I don`t make enough money to go on vacation so I`m just going to get drunk this weekend until I don`t know where I am.
You shouldn`t be allowed to wear animal print if you are bigger than said animal.