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Teaching your own mother how to use Facebook is like willingly signing your own death warrant
The only thing worse than dramatic girls facebook statuses…dramatic guys Facebook statuses.
I always shout "PIZZA`S HERE" so the delivery guy doesn`t think I`m eating two pizzas by myself.
Ironically, Internet was made to save our time.
sometimes when i`m lonely i`ll fill my bathtub with tomato sauce and pretend that i`m a meatball
Is beer cheaper off the kids menu
Sitting on my hand until it gets numb so it feels like someone else is folding my laundry.
Finding friends with the same disorder as you... priceless!
I just saw a man salute the Budweiser truck on the highway. LMAO
If you`re wondering why you`re single, date someone. You`ll remember
Agreeing to disagree is lame. Let’s agree to take turns slapping each other until one of us admits we were wrong.
Ohio - High in the middle, and round at the ends.
I suppose cougar is a better term than old whore.
I drank so much vodka last night I woke up with a Russian accent.
I don`t drink to feel better about myself. I drink to feel better about being with you