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The worst time to need to sneeze is when you’re driving. The worst time to need to pee it when you’re driving and need to sneeze.
Money may not buy you happiness, but it does buy you all the sh1t you want!
Here`s an idea...You go away and I`ll stop ignoring you.
Okay, calm down. Its a spider. Just one tiny litt- HOLY MOLY IT MOVED!
Is it wrong to put leftover Halloween candy in their Easter baskets?
The statement ‘Hey! Calm down!’ has a zero to no success rate of getting someone to calm down.
Back in my day, we didn’t have Instagram. We had to bore people in person with photo albums.
If you can`t remember my name, just say `donuts`.... I`ll turn around and look.
is trying to decide ... laundry today or naked tomorrow
How big does a cupcake have to be before it`s just a cake?
A sheep walks into a bar. Lots more sheep follow, the barman counts them and falls asleep, the sheep help themselves to free drinks. Genius.
You`re an intellectual who doesn`t read books? I completely understand because I`m an athlete that rarely moves.
Im afraid to go outside or even sit next to a window during an lightening storm. Im afraid that I`ll get zapped! I`m scared that God is gonna get me!!!
Idiots are fun, no wonder every village wants one.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else...