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Admit it at some point in your life you have tried to close the fridge slowly to see when the light goes out...
In movies, do actors wear costume underwear? Or underwear from home? The whole thing is confusing. I don`t think I can keep watching movies
I suffer from paranoia and procrastination. Everyone is out to get me, just not right now.
Can anyone recommend a good movie to kinda listen to while I stare at my phone?
I stepped on the scale today. Not to get my weight. I just couldn`t reach the cookies in the cupboard.
Never call me creepy. You`re the only one that doesn`t even know we`re engaged.
I`ve grown up a lot recently. For example, I used to drink beer all day and now I drink wine.
I`ve been holding my stomach in for 3 years now so don`t talk to me about dedication!
There are people in life you could NEVER get tired of hitting with a shovel!!!
The day I understand females will be the day i`ll be officially known as Jesus
If I had to describe myself in one word it would be "doesn`t know how to follow directions."
props to the parent at the mall that walked up afterward to ask santa what his kid wanted lol
If your parachute doesn`t deploy don`t worry, you have the rest of your life to fix it.
Judging by the way some women wear makeup it`s rather obvious they didn`t excel at coloring as a kid ...
Did you know that if we laid all the facebook account owners end to end around the world. Three quarters of them would Drown? Hmm ....