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PMS is no joke, you guys. I just ate like three bags of Reese`s Pieces. Oh, and my wife`s really being a bitch.
At long last, I`ve finished my research into the effect alcohol has on physical movement.....The results were, quite frankly, staggering.
Had a big mix up at the store today... Apparently, when the woman said strip down facing me,she was referring to my credit card.
I can still remember a time when I knew more than my phone
can say whatever the hell I want as my Facebook Status, and nobody will be offended as long as I smile at the end. Example: I hate everybody today :) - LOL
I stamp my hand on Saturday morning so it looks like I went out on Friday night.
That annoying feeling when you finally downloaded the movie you wanted to watch and BOOM!... It`s in French. #F**kYouFrance
This year for Lent I`m giving up hanging out with all the people who gave up drinking for Lent.
was on the treadmill for over an hour and I must say it is much easier with roller blades
The hardest part about going through a divorce is finding a hitman you can trust.
Fast way to mess up someones Knock Knock joke? "It`s open."
I`ve decided that throughout the time period starting with Thanksgiving, continuing on to Christmas and ending on New Years Day, the term `Calories" regarding all food shall be referred to as "Deliciousness Points."
The plans I make after work are in direct proportion to how much charge I have left in my phone battery.
Its so cold outside I might even post about it on Facebook
From what I can piece together, this Pitbull character enjoys "partying"