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Don`t be afraid to laugh at yourself you could be missing out on the joke of the century.
To be truthful from deep down ... I don`t believe that paper beats rock.
Roman Numerals...what are they good IV?
If you can´t amaze people with your intelligence, confuse them with your bullsh*t
I have to hand it to people who lead a double life ... I can barely handle the one I have.
Have you ever looked at someone and realized "WTF" is always what immediately comes to mind?
Guy advice #221: Starting a load of laundry in the washing machine and then starting a load in the dryer counts as `2 loads` - just sayin`!
I read Facebook for the pictures.
That amazing moment when you post a comment on Facebook and everyone likes it.
Porn is the one industry where segregating races, genders, sexual preference, is completely acceptable
Adam Levine beating me out for sexiest man contest is complete bullsh*t.
99% of people in this world are stupid, luckily I`m in the other 2%
Facebook stalking? BAH! In my day, we used to root through people`s garbage.
I really have to stop using this little microphone on my phone that types whatever you say as it keeps making mistakes punctuation point
I pretty much spend all day, every day, just looking forward to going back to sleep.