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I may not look good naked, but I`m a beautiful person on the insi.... Hahahaha just kidding I look great naked
Smelling another person should be a choice. Just sayin’
This bartender doesn`t know it yet, but she is probably going to make me 36 hours late for work tomorrow.
I always get naked before I get in bed so I don`t know why this lady at Sears is giving me a dirty look in the mattress section.
Have you ever been so hungry you accidentally called someone sandwich?
If a bra is called an `over the shoulder bolder holder`, then what would you call men underwear? Under the butt nut hut
Happy "Another excuse to drink" Day!
I’ve watched “Aladdin” like 25 times with my kids, so I know quite a bit about politics in the Middle East.
I know there are some people we say were dropped on their heads as babies. But there are others that were clearly thrown in the air, hit the ceiling fan, bounced off the wall & fell out the window.
I feel like Frosted Flakes gives kids an unreasonable expectation of how friendly tigers are when you try to feed them a bowl of cereal.
CONGRATULATIONS! You are the 13th woman he`s called "beautiful" on Facebook today.
What flickering lights mean: 1% electrical problem 99% demons.
Spiderman is just another guy who ends up with sticky hands and covered in white stuff after being on the web.
If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.
Anyone know how much snow is too much snow not to go to the liquor store?