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My fantasy is having two women at once...One Cooking, One Cleaning.
Thank God! the women with 3 boobs was a hoax... I just couldn`t wrap my hands around it....
Health experts recommend a 1500 calorie diet. For those of you not good with math... that’s a 12-pack of 125 calorie beers. You`re welcome!!! ;)
Is there another word for synonym?
Limbo champion walks into a bar...he`s disqualified.
I just stepped on a cornfkake does that make me a cereal killer ?
I hate those new parents who do the `baby talking`, yes I do, yes I do...
I’m surprised more people don’t Photoshop a cleaner house into the background of their pictures.
I don`t wanna be told what to do unless I`m naked
Anyone else has a plastic bag at home full of plastic bags?
Why did they send me to this white room? Do they think I`m crazy? Do they think I`m ...HOLY CRAP THE WALLS ARE FLUFFY!!!
Never underestimate the power of the web. -Charlotte
Good news: I learned how to build a fire. Bad news: I need a new toaster oven.
Now that 1 in every 3 people cheats in their relationships,I`m left wondering. . .Is it my wife or my girlfriend that`s cheating?
Why do they call it "Jew-ish"? Are they not Jew enough?