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It took dozens and dozens of flushes and a plunger, but my guinea pig`s funeral is finally over.
I`ve always wondered how the job application process at Hooters works. Do they give you a bra and orange shorts and say, "Here, can you fill these both out"?
I still believe in love. But I also believe in sasquatch, nessy, and that I could win the lottery. So there`s that....
You are the reason why I bite the heads off teddy grams.
Wait till the people so excited about all-day breakfast at McDonald`s find out they can make breakfast at home whenever they want.
Having a bit of a lazy day! I`m sitting in my underwear looking for better jobs online ... My boss doesn`t look amused.
It`s so cold out I`ve turned 50 Shades Of Blue!
is currently amending my "Who gets money" list when I win the lottery ... who has something nice to say?
That awkward moment when Adele finds someone like me
I`m not sure how to say this but ... Worcestershire sauce
I don`t trust stairs. They always look like they`re up to something.
I`m the opposite of psychic. I don`t even know what I`m thinking! ;)
I would like my FB friends to know that the opinions and comments I make on FB in no way reflect the actual thoughts, opinions or actions of me, or my family. Its all for fun. The only posts that I actually mean are the same ones you agree with.
I think there should be a mandatory test at 16 that you have to pass and if not, you get neutered or spayed.
Billion dollar idea: Make a prescription drug that gets rid of the side effects of all the other prescription drugs.