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what does bgif mean on a friday night ? ... boobs go in front
A lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided, if they had built their towns big enough for another person
Happy third birthday to the tartar sauce in my fridge.
Sometimes I think of something so wrong and inappropriate that my little black heart skips a beat with delight.
I do not like being told what to do unless I`m naked.
If u cant live without me, why aren`t you dead yet.
“Shh.. Do you hear that?” “What? I heard nothing.” “Exactly, it’s the sound of no one caring.”
According to science the atoms in my body contain the energy of 30 hydrogen bombs, and yet, not enough energy to get up early and go jogging.
Babies are so cute because none of them are mine.
I`m known all over the world for my exaggerations.
Over 400 billion people a year are victims of exaggerated statistics.
College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.
Oops, I must have put my personalities on "shuffle"
At least a stalker is there for you.
You had me at 0 mutual friends