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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words... words might hurt me deeply, causing great emotional, mental, and psychological damage leading toward a lowered self-esteem and irregular bowel movements.
I kind of like it getting dark so early because it gives me a great excuse to just stay inside and watch TV.
A gentle reminder about Daylight Savings Time: If you thought last Monday sucked, this one will prove to be much, much worse.
Scientists discover that caterpillars can whistle. Am I the only one wondering if they`re concentrating their efforts on the wrong things?
So no pizza place on Ninja Turtles ever questioned the delivery address being “The Sewer”
Ya know u would never know u where happy if u never had bad memory.
FACT: Every zoo is a petting zoo, if you’re brave enough.
Don`t know what to get your husband for Christmas? Whatever you give him, give it to him naked. Problem solved
I go into Best Buy and ask "Where are your most expensive yet least guarded items?" Then someone is always nearby when I have questions.
I was being taught to use some machinery today, and I was quizzed as to the rules of it`s use. When asked what the first rule is I responded, "You do not talk about Fight Club."
Its too damn early. Even the voices in my head are still snoring.
Kinda like Facebook, I wish I could ‘hide’ people in real life.
Mary Had a Little Lamb, Little Lamb, Little Lamb. Maybe she wasn`t that hungry.
We’re all mature until somebody brings out the bubble-wrap.
I miss the good old days..when you could slam the phone down.!!