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Kids....because who doesn`t enjoy a fun game of "What the hell is that smell and whose room is it coming from?"
It only takes a second to show someone how you really feel about them... the cops call it indecent exposure, but whatever
My boss hates "yes" men and I have to agree with him.
I’m giving up on the silent treatment. ...Going to start talking to myself again.
I don`t see the point of sex if the neighbours don`t hear it.
Did you know: Your life expectancy decreases every time you ... PISS ME OFF
The only time I proof read is to see how much alcohol comes in a bottle.
I`m about 0 for 300 in looking for safes behind wall paintings
A wise man once told me `Never sleep with your a$$ itching.. You`ll wake up with smelly fingers`
Anyone know how to get a red wine stain off a baby? asking for a friend
There I was, watching a advertisement when a YouTube video rudely interrupts it...
Facebook keeps telling me people are following me. But, every time I look behide me there`s nobody there? Why does facebook keep lying to me?
This could be the best day ever… but it isn’t. Again.
As far as Im concerned, you are not my concern.
The Eskimo´s allegedly have 52 words for snow. I have several words for snow also!