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Urgh..I just dropped my phone, are you guys alright?
I hide my vodka in orange juice
My cardio is shopping.
I will have you know I have FRIENDS! All 10 seasons.
My favourite part about amazingly hot, energetic, passionate sex. Is being able to rewind the tape & watch it again.
Some days the problem is I care too much... Today was not one of those days...
We`re all mature until somebody brings out the bubble-wrap...
What do you get when you cross a pitbull with a computer? I don`t really know but when it megabytes, it megahertz
Helped my kid pick out a "famous past explorer" for a class assignment. Hope no one else in her class picks Internet Explorer 6.
Just how hairy was the dude who invented a shampoo called Head & Shoulders?
Take me seriously at your own risk.
I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell.
is experiencing life at a rate of several wtf´s a minute
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
A bachelor party seems more appropriate after a divorce than before a wedding.