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Ambulance is spelled backwards on the front so when you look in your rearview mirror you don`t confuse it with the other giant siren cubes.
I`m surprised carving faces into vegetables after pulling out their innards isn`t incorporated into more American Holidays.
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye, but she was seeing someone on the side.
Funniest thing ever heard on TV. "Ward, you were a little hard on the Beaver last night"
Just found out that I’m 53 Cheetos tall.
I swear this is the last time I watch Groundhog Day
I hope the next big trend in music is Talent.
With all the technology these days, you`d think they would come up with an Online Gym where losing weight would be a click away
How to live a happy life: 1)Do whatever you want 2)Don`t worry 3)Eat whatever you want 4)Don`t take advice from strangers on the internet
You might be a REDNECK if you think S.T.O.P. means spin tires on pavement!! :)) lol
Just bought two donuts without sprinkles...Diets are hard!
Just once I want someone to make a movie that’s sideways on the screen so I can watch it laying down without getting a kink in my neck.
everyone has that one crazy person in there family...but in my case everyone is just as crazy as i am!XD
“That’s funny” is something I say when I can’t even fake a laugh.
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!