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It’s annoying when Netflix keeps stopping to buffer. Stupid neighbors just won’t upgrade their WiFi.
And then her mood ring just...exploded
Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels. LOL. But on the up side, it is fun!! ;)
One out of every 4 Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they´re okay, then it´s you.
If I don`t clean my house soon, someone is going to bring in blindfolded ppl for a Frebreeze commercial.
Is it wrong to use cheat codes for Wii Fit.
If Starbucks delivered, I would be a morning person.
I wish I could commute by roller coaster.
You know it´s cold outside when during rush hour you get the mitten instead of the finger.
I`ve robbed banks before...and they`re never getting their pens back.
I feel like I have not told enough people lately to kiss my mother f*cking a$$.
Don’t judge me until you’ve walked a mile with my shoes….shoved up your a$$.
If lemons hand you life, you’re probably dyslexic
Male camel toe? Dude that`s just nuts.
Facebook is a lot like a fridge. When you`re bored you keep opening and closing it every couple of minutes to see if there`s anything good, but nothing ever changes :b