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SINGLE GUYS: Nervous about flirting with a woman? Just remember: they`re smart, confident, and aware they don`t need us, so yeah, you should be worried.
I`m not sure why they gave all these other people cars.
I don`t have any "driving the speed limit" music.
Dear Mom, If all my friends jumped off a cliff, it`s because it was my idea. Sincerely, Your child is a leader, not a follower.
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I`m not saying your opinion is stupid, I`m just saying you`re stupid for having it
I like to spend Monday morning trying to remember what I was avoiding doing at work on Friday.
Beer doesn鈥檛 have that many vitamins in it鈥hat鈥檚 why you have to drink a lot.
Keep calm and pretend today isn鈥檛 Monday.
If you ever come over unannounced, it`ll take me at least three minutes to answer the door because there is no way I was already wearing pants.
Overwhelming scientific evidence suggests a startling number of people are capable of ignoring overwhelming scientific evidence.
Morning comes in 3 sizes: 1) Early. 2) Too early. 3) Way too early
I found the key to happiness ... Stay away from a$$holes.
Do you think the inventor of the USB will be buried twice? The 2nd time because they put him in the wrong way?
In life you will meet all sorts of people, happy, moody, shy, loud, weird, and then there`s me So deal with it mmuhaaaaaaaahaaahaaaa that`s right !