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A man who took an Airline company to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case.
That`s a horrible idea ... What time?
In light of recent events, I have no choice but to deduct a full star from my Yelp review of Earth.
20 years from now, some adults are going to say they grew up on the “bad part of town,” meaning there was no 4G in that area.
I can`t wait to get home and have make-up sex! ... I`ve been arguing all day with myself.
It was so cold that when we milk the cows we got ice cream.
I thought eyelashes were meant to keep stuff out of your eye but half the time there is anything in my eye its an eyelash!
Now accepting friends that live on a lake and have a boat and/or jet skis
I`ll be glad when it`s warm enough to pee outside!
Love means never having to say you’re sorry until you`ve thought up a good excuse.
In Canada, she`s Kilometery Cyrus.
My anger management class pisses me off
Optimistic people want to hear the bad news first, while pessimists ask for the good. Realists just start drinking.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap a better status than yours!