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"F@ck It" has gotten me through a lot of situations.
I`m not bothered if someone likes me or Not. Even Angels are hated by Demons.
Miracle Whip is a bit of an exaggeration if you ask me.
Checked a lot off my thought-about-doing-today list.
likes to end all my phone calls with "Ok, I`ll see you later on at the party!" and then quickly hang up. Let them figure it out.
If you`re ever held at gun point, just remember, I`m behind you 100%.
I get worried when someone posts a kitten pic with a foreign language, I don`t know if they`re showing a cute kitty pet or their dinner.
Asking a girl what exactly she looks for in a guy is like asking her "what exactly do I have to do to get friendzoned?
Mondays are middle finger approved
"My place is a mess" - Every girl, ever.... "Well in that case, I`m not coming in" - No guy, ever
"There`s strength in numbers" I whisper to my 9th slice of pizza.
I thought she would duck officer- me checking the psychic`s ability
Well it`s almost time for that " New Year -- New Me " bullsh_t again!
on a scale of 1-10 how honest are you? I would say 10 but then i would be lying!
Having a pen!s is like having a friend that always wants to play.